"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
Post a pic of your cum in your hand
waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Ladies real talk
San Japan Day Two!
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(Psst, read the captions. omg im trash)
the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes
cant get authentic italian cuisine like this anymore
i don’t even know where to start with this post